Soo, i haven’t posted anything since…well scroll down! Soo sorry for my hiatus. I find hiatus to be a funny word! HI ATE US? Maybe it’s just me! So done with school…dreaming & excited of good things in my future. In the meantime, I remain to still be prone to funny moments…I can’t run away from them…or can I?

Well, yesterday was quite a lovely day, so I went for a walk with a friend (actually grocery shopping, but who cares, and it is irrelevant to the juiciness at hand!) So, walking home in the beautiful sun, that makes your face glow, and gives you warm fuzzy feelings, a bird, or rather a goose seems rather intrigued with us.  Naturally, we stop and stare at it. Well, it stares right back and gives us two rather intimidating quacks, and finally…the hissssssssssssssssssssss. As all Kenyans would do in this situation, I ran! My friend, and I ran as we heard it running after us, and I am sure I saw it’s wings open. OH DEAR! Suddenly I had an image of it, running after as, then taking off, them somehow karate kicking our heads, which would send us into a slow motion fall. NO, he ran a few steps and probably got a bit winded- see, he had been eating all Winter 😛

That’s the last time I make eye contact with a goose! Question: If he did try to hurt us, could we fight back in defense?  Would that be grounds for deportation? People from PETA would probably pop up from the woodworks and start hissing at me. Hmmm…



Gorilla – $0.50

Last Wednesday I decided to go the the doctor’s office to get some kind of treatment for a cold I had had since Monday. I filled my forms out and all that stuff, then took a seat. I had been in that office many times before so I knew I had a long wait till they called my name. Because my surname is Chinese, an assistant once called out my name in a thick Chinese accent (she was white) only to correct herself and say it in a Canadian accent when she realized that I’m not Chinese.

Anyways, so I’m sitting in the office just staring at people passing by in the hallway and sitting up in hope everytime the assistant came to call on someone, and then I start hearing music in the hallway. At first I thought it was coming from one of the stores, but I dismissed that thought because I knew the owners had more class than that.

The music got louder.

What are these students doing?!?!?!?

It grew even louder!

What is this?!?!?!?!

Behold! The culprit came into sight! It was a guy (i’m guessing it’s a guy) in a gorilla suit. A full body gorilla suit. Full body as in head to toe. He had a radio on his shoulder and was blasting out 50 Cent – Stunt 101. Maybe that was his way of telling everyone that he wanted to take a course on how to stunt (stunt basically means to show off). Maybe he was dared to do it. I dunno. For me, what was unacceptable was not the costume – it was a good costume…..he really looked like a gorilla. What was unacceptable was the choice of artiste. 50 Cent? Really? Where is 50 Cent now? Who is 50 Cent? Speaking of ‘Who is…’, let’s play a short game of  jeopardy.

Category – Rapper 200

This rapper is awesome and should be played loudly on a radio while walking through public places.

Who is DRAKE?

Correct! *ding ding ding*

Come on people. If you’re blasting out rap music, blast out rap music by a good, talented artiste who doesn’t waste time bashing other artistes. Blast out Drake! He’s Awesome!

So for the guy in the gorilla costume, sorry to disappoint you but your act was only worth $0.50.

Better luck next time,

Lee 🙂